The family business…
IS THAT ADAM IN THE CAGE
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Stiles put the wildlife down.
A warm, sunny day and a trip to the beach was exactly what Stiles and Derek needed. The only problem was getting there. They had tried to keep it a secret from the pack but as Derek hopped into Stiles’ loaded up jeep, Isaac and Scott decided it would be the perfect opportunity to saunter back to Derek’s apartment.
"Do I smell Stiles sandwiches and watermelon?"
"Stiles’ sandwiches?" Isaac raised his brow questioningly at Scott as his boyfriend sniffed around Stiles’ jeep to locate the cooler Stiles had packed in the back under the beach blanket.
"Stiles sandwiches are the best-" He had reached for the container but Stiles was already leaning over the seat to swat his hand away.
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER. YOU THINK YOU KNOW JAWLINES? YOU COULD CUT DIAMONDS ON THAT SHIT. HIS HAIR IS MADE OF SUNSHINE AND WORLD PEACE, AND IT DEFIES GRAVITY. GREEN EYES? NO, FUCKERS. THOSE EYES ARE MADE OF FINELY CRAFTED EMERALDS, LABORIOUSLY HAND CARVED TO MAKE YOUR PANTIES DROP. WHAT’S THAT? YOU LIKE FULL, LUSH LIPS ON A DUDE? YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. HE’S EVEN GOT THAT HOT STUBBLE ACTION TO COUNTERACT THE HEAVENLY SOFTNESS. JENSEN ACKLES IS A UNICORN WRAPPED IN DENIM AND FROSTED WITH SPRINKLES,
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Peter isn’t telling the truth. So was Paige a complete lie? Or maybe, was it Derek’s involvement in the story that was the lie?
I think Paige was real but I don’t think she happened to Derek. She happened to Peter. Peter, who’s the cocky, suave charmer, the captain of the basketball team, the one who’s there to watch the alphas arrive at Beacon Hills and who’s present at all the stages of Paige’s attack and her failed turning.
MY MIND IS BLOWN
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Why do I care? Let’s see. Because over the last few weeks my best friend has tried to kill himself, his boss nearly got ritually sacrificed, and a girl that I have known since I was three was ritually sacrificed. Boyd was killed by alphas. Do you want me to keep going? Because I can, alright? For like an hour!
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